Caturday!

[Tomecko]

The time feels right for a Caturday thread. Similar to the caption thread, I suppose, but with MOAR LOLCATS. Specifically on Saturdays.

This is in no way an excuse to flood you all with my extensive macro collection. Er... if you guys have any saved up, feel free to join in!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/omgfloatingtext.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/bringit.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/crayonswillbeprovided.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/twister.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/whyuskwishesme.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/wenttomarket.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/nothaspms.jpg
This last one cracks me up. The poor lion's expression is perfect.

[LeoxStryker]

LOL.

More humour as a result of T's addiction :D

[Lord Zasz]

Hahaha, that is funny! I like the one squished under the dog... cause their man's best friend and cats are my eye's worst enemy. :P Bleck, allergies.

Side note, might have to go to the doctor and get an antihistamine or something, cause my gf has cats. :rain:

[LeoxStryker]

You could always set it on fire. Fire solves most problems it doesn't cause. I usually find that things are improved by fire. Dragons & burgers for example. Then again, you'd probably lose your gf and all the...ahem... advantages of having one. Saves you money though...

[Lord Zasz]

True. Though, her family has 3 cats... and that many flaming kitties running around could be dangerous.

[Tomecko]

LOL. Actually, that 'why u skwishes me' one was the caption I thought of when I saw that bearhug picture from your Disney trip, LZ. XD

I missed last Caturday, shame on me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/iamtheambassa128640748018495939.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/cat_gandalf2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/fruits.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/superepicfailcat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/crucifixsorelyneeded.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/ricekrispies.jpg

...and some cute ones:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/friend.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/hugplz.jpg

[LeoxStryker]

LOL.

More funniness for a monday morning :D

[Lord Zasz]

Indeed. Thanks T, keep em coming! ^^

[Tomecko]

And once again, it is Caturday! The fearsome march of LOLcats continues.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/funny-pictures-tiger-fetches-a-larg.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/iamcat.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/pantsmoreoften.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/wordtoyourllama.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/mystring.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/crocs.jpg
I hate these shoes. Why do people wear them?!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/likepie.jpg
Good for when someone causes wank in a livejournal community (more fun than it sounds, as usually nets me some funny new macros).

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/catpocalypse2.jpg
I love this one. SOON WE WILL ALL HAS A FLAVR.

[LeoxStryker]

LOL. Keep 'em coming!

[Lord Zasz]

Hahaha, I like the epic fetch one the most. :bigsmile:

[Tomecko]

Caturdaaaaay!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/singlepancake.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/Iteatsme.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/beekeeper.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/2797545886_19fb273e50_o.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/onedoesnottankmordor.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/notenoughbullets.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/forcefield.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/princess-in-another-castle-sorry.jpg

[LeoxStryker]

LMAO! LOTR, forcefield & eating ones are my faves

[Lord Zasz]

Another good set, thanks T!

[Tomecko]

Special double-post for you guys today (as I got around to uploading some dog macros, too)!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/greatgooglymoogly.jpg
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/nicethings.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/iaretinykitten.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/hovercatsoul.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/goingtonarnia.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/foundpills.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/cantholdhimback.jpg
The more I look at that gray kitten, the more sinister he seems...

[Tomecko]

And now for dog macros! May contain traces of LOLcat.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/LOLpeople/you-best-be-joking.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/omnomnom.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/LOLpeople/canine-stare-down.jpg
It has no caption; it needs no caption.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/icanhasmerci.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/LOLpeople/ddr-dog.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/fyneisorry.jpg
It's just... so cute...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/LOLpeople/howitworks25.jpg

[LeoxStryker]

Lol!

[Lord Zasz]

*clap* thanks as always for the entertainment!

[Tomecko]

Alright, I'm not missing Caturday this time!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/tralala.jpg
Apparently this line is from a song, but I just love the cat's smug expression.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/DSC00916.jpg
Once again, a pic that realy needs no caption. According to the owner, this is the cat's default expression.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/itisawesome.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/pout.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/happycat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/monee4jesus.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/kampfychair.jpg
cats that look like Hitler - they are known as Kitlers, and it is apparently a big Internet phenomenon. There's even a website devoted to them.

[Tomecko]

Back by (one) popular demand, it's... Caturdaaaaaay!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/coucharm.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/ragtime.jpg
Someday, when I have time, I want to animate this one so that the cat actually dances.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/sexmakesbabies.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/better-start-running.jpg
Why anyone would think a tiger-suit would fool the world's biggest predatory cat...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/churchill.jpg
And fishy and I were just talking the other day about the bad-assed-ness of Churchill, and someone on cat_macros used one of his funniest quotes...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/spiderhat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/nicemaster.jpg

[Lord Zasz]

Yay, Caturday returns! ^^

I love these, they're always fun. Thanks T!

[Tomecko]

Caturday returns once again.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/blargarrow.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/boo.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/impossiblesmell.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/lvl30wizardcat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/movieexplosion.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/pritygud.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/soon.jpg

[Lord Zasz]

Yay for more cats, these are really all good, too! I can tell you did some works. ^^

*applause*

[Tomecko]

Actually, I didn't make any of these ones, they're just ones I found.

In honor of the holiday, a couple of Christmas LOLcats!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/kissmyass.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/happyholidays.jpg
(this one I actually did make myself a few Christmases back, seeing as how it features Scamp & Seven)

[Lord Zasz]

LOL! That's exactly the Christmas greeting I'd expect from kitties. XD

[Tomecko]

CATURDAY RETURNS! (AGAIN)
Extra big helping of LOL today, which has less to do with my generosity and more to do with a giant cache of LOLcats I found.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/1166518423-awakeandserveyourmasterb.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/1174330218-1174130085148b.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/chaaarge.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/blanketmonster.jpg
The perpetually surprised cat returns as well.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/3394064720_4b931a7e8b_o.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/dramaqueen.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/dudefocus.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/funny-pictures-cat-caught-his-tail-.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/garbagemashers.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/1185211631-1176561825971b.jpg
Flippin' out... like a ninja?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/1197918768-23360-lessb.jpg
NO, MOAR!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/allislost.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/kittenacid.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/lookhowmuchicare.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/n512873534_769150_7281.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/prozaccat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/somuchpurple.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/surrenderfuzzyone.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/walls.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/wrongneighborhood.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/stunted.jpg

See? Three weeks worth of LOL, right there. *expires from too much copy-pasting*

[Lord Zasz]

*bursts into applause!* Wheee! I'm thrilled for more lol cats! Thanks so much T, you're the best. ^^

[Tomecko]

HELLS YEAH IT'S CATURDAY!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/xtremekittens.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/yudothis.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/acidbats.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/tvtackle.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/affairsofhamsters.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/laughatpeople.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/vtec.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/eyesnotdownhere.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/evilkitty.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/crabby.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/whichcatlazor.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/zombiecat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/funny-pictures-your-cat-has-found-j.jpg

And even though it's not a cat, I just love this one:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/LOLpeople/poster_retards.jpg

[LeoxStryker]

Lol

[Tomecko]

Aaaah, almost forgot Caturday! (cuz we all know I've never done that before)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/s320x240.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/blindcat.jpg
For things that need to be unseen.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/curious-cat-ruins-photo.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/hebroken.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/ouchybleedy.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/sausagecat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/upgradedyourcat.jpg
Why is there a puma in this bedroom!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/jacob-could-barely-comprehend.jpg

[Lord Zasz]

Hehehe, oh cat butt. X3

I also liked that old Owl one you posted, reminds me of the owls in Where the Wild Things Are. ^^

And Lazers made me laugh, too, cause I get that.

[LeoxStryker]

lol at the ass and upgrade ones!

[Tomecko]

Time for CATURDAY! With just minutes to spare.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/datass.jpg
I cannot explain why this entertains me so much. But it kinda makes me want to end all sentences with :P

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/caffeine2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/bincat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/getthisguylaid.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/emokitty.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/dad.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/catliketyping.jpg
My excuse for all my typos.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/myfeets.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/mailgetsu.jpg

In honor of Halloween, some weird ones:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/consumetheunworthy.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/creepycat.jpg

I am thinking of putting together a LOLcat classics course for you guys... Shall I school you in the ways of Caturday?

[Fuzzball]

Yush! Please teach us, sensei! :bigsmile:

[LeoxStryker]

I love the mail cat one!

[Tomecko]

AHAHAHA I thought I was going to miss Caturday, but it's Daylight Savings Time! BOOYAH.

I need to get some more macros for schooling you guys in LOLcat, so it'll be next week. More random macros for now.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/imonaroll.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/andidid.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/blustuffs.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/catgrenades.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/caniplzhas.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/allyourbass.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/challenger.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/drillcat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/hangercat.jpg

[LeoxStryker]

LOL the dog one is the best :P

[Tomecko]

Ahahaha I am not going to miss Caturday this week!

First off, one for the upcoming Christmas season:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/mistakes.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/cat_angry.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/amigonnahafta.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/laidanegg.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/0002wg5d.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/wtfew.jpg

Animated!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/catfacepalm.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/kittygrab.gif

[Fuzzball]

OMG House MD lolcatz ftw

[Tomecko]

Just for that...

ULTRA SPECIAL BONUS HOUSE MACRO TIME!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/LOLpeople/operationrescuevicodin.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/LOLpeople/housesoniamdisappoint.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/LOLpeople/preposterousaccent.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/LOLpeople/houseteamwork.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/LOLpeople/hughswoonworthy.jpg

[Fuzzball]

Roflmao ^^

[LeoxStryker]

lol :P

[Tomecko]

And now it is Time for... THE SCHOOL OF LOLCAT. Finally.

We'll start by focusing on the important LOLcats who shaped the ways of LOL.

First, of course, we must begin with The First LOLcat. Was he truly the first cat ever macroed? Who knows. But he is generally accepted to be the cat that started it all.

Behold: HAPPYCAT.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/icanhascheezburger.jpg

Thought to have originated from a bag of Russian cat food. Any Russian blue/ gray cat tends to be referred to as Happycat.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/runoutofhappy.jpg

And of course, no collection of LOLcats is complete without Ceilingcat.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/ceiling_cat.jpg
He is always watching.

Ceilingcat is the LOLcat equivalent of God. Cats pray to Ceilingcat.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/celingcatcreatesman.jpg

Generally a ginger cat, but must somehow be connected with a ceiling/hole in the ceiling.

Closely related to Ceilingcat is Basementcat, the LOLcat equivalent of Satan.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/summonbasementcat.jpg

The next member of the LOLcat 'pantheon,' if you will, is the powerful LOOOOONGCAT. Who is long (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/TheWarMachine74/pictures_longcat.jpg).

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/longcatoriginal.jpg
Longcat was an immediate LOLcat superstar upon his posting, but competition couldn't be far behind...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/Tacgnol.jpg
Longcat's arch nemesis, Tacgnol, was born.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/longcatacgnol.jpg

Encycopedia Dramatica now list Longcat and Tacgnol not as enemies, but merely as two harbingers of Catnarok, the LOLcat apocalypse. The other two are Olngact (a ginger), and Longgnol (a black & white). Bringing any two of these Cats of Power together will trigger Catnarok.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/cat-pocalypse.jpg

Note: There is no feline equivalent of Jesus, as Raptor Jesus (http://buckfrain.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/raptor-jesus.jpg) has been deemed by the internets as too funny to be replaced.

Anyways, enough with the weird LOLcat mythos and on to some more of the most famous-est of LOlcats.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/seriouscat.jpg
Seriouscat is more serious thatn you will ever be, so don't even try. He reigns over serious threads and forums.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/limecat.jpg
Popularly known as Limecat, even though that is technically a pomelo on it's head (look what working in a grocery store has done to me). Limecat is always unhappy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/mypokemans.jpg
He's caught them all, and he'll prove it to you.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/regretnothing.jpg
This cat regrets nothing. She's also better known in her starring role as "You're Adopted" cat:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/youreadopted.jpg

Here endeth the lesson! Tune in next week for more lessons in LOL! Until then, remember:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/seriousbusiness.jpg

[Fuzzball]

Epic. This is my comment. Full stop.

[LeoxStryker]

lol. Now we just need some cat photos that haven't been macro'd yet. :P

Or maybe you can post a new one each week and see which of us come up with the best comment? :D

[Fuzzball]

CONTEST!

Another way to kick the Dragon's ass... I'm in ^^

[Tomecko]

Hmm, I haven't dug into my folder of blanks in a while... this can be done.

[LeoxStryker]

You're on, Fuzz!

[Tomecko]

It is time for Lesson Two!

This week: Recurring Memes. We shall explore some of the macros that are so funny, other macros are based solely off them. This will include the original joke, and some popular variations on it.

Using a recurring meme requires finesse, it is not always a ticket to instant funny. Use sparingly.

The first recurring meme: Jesus Christ It's a Lion.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/jesus_christ_its_a_lion.jpg

A favorite among macroers, as proved by it's many spinoff macros:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/whereisyourcarnow.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/tinylion.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/itsmegetincar.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/getinthelion.jpg

Next: The Invisible meme. Started by the Invisible Bike, but includes many hilarious interpretations, including the related Visible Meme.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/invisiblebke.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/invisiblesandwich.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/look-guys-i-can-play-chopsticks.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/visiblepiano.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/ran_u_over.jpg

Ah, this next recurring meme needs little explanation. Sometimes, cats Do Not Want things.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/donotwant.jpg
Can also occasionally be seen as a 'Do Want!' meme. I'll avoid excessive examples on this one, since it doean't vary much.

This next meme is one of my personal favorites! May I present: I Has A Flavor.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/ihasaflavor.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/my-son-he-has-a-flavor.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/doyouhasaflavor.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/flavorbleaaargh.jpg

next - The ever prevalent "Im in ur blank, blanking ur blank" Meme. Frankly, I find this one annoying most of the time, so I don't have that many examples of it. But here's a few I found lol-worthy enough to save:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/deliveries.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/pram.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/im-on-ur-stairs.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/iminur_heystopit1.jpg

The simplistic but popular "Blankcat is Blank" Meme.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/aggressivedefensive.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/skeptical-cat-is-fraught-with-skept.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/fakecat.jpg

And last in today's lesson, the Cookie Meme.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/madeyouacookie-1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/cookieday.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/dayigothuman.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/icatchedyouahuman.jpg

There are many more, but I shall leave you to discover those on your own.

Here endeth the lesson! Next week: Lessons in LOLcat vocabulary. And now, by request, here is your blank for the week:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/Blanks/SHOO.jpg

DO YOUR WORST.

[Fuzzball]

I'm going to go with a classic:

'WAT U SEY? U EATED MAH CHEEZBURGER?'

[LeoxStryker]

Well based purely on the lessons, and since cheeseburger has gone, i guess i have to use a simple:

"DO NOT WANT"

[Fuzzball]

Go go Fuzz capshun! ^^

[Tomecko]

Time for... Caturday Lesson Vol. 3!

This week: LOLcat vocabulary. Certain terms are now very commonplace in the cat macro community that may confuse newcomers. But no longer! Read ahead and be informed.

Cheezburgers:
What all cats truly want. Enough said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/no-you-cant-has-cheezburger.jpg


Caturday:
A day, occurring once a week on the human 'Saturday,' which is reserved for posting pictures of cats and being generally awesome.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/caturdaynightfever.jpg


Harbls:
Naughty bits. Hairy balls > Hairballs> Harbls. Also spelled harbl or harblz.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/antipodecat-1.jpg


Gooshyfoods:
Cat food, generally referring to the moist canned food. Also spelled gushyfudz.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/dudeuok.jpg


Laz0rs:
Laser beams that shoot from the eyeballs. Most humans are unaware of this last line of feline defense.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/lazorkittah.jpg


Om Nom Nom:
THe sound of a happy cat eating.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/noooitaremybirthday.jpg


Moar:
Contrary to poular belief, less is not moar. Moar is moar.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/MOAR.jpg


Bukket:
Another item one might not associate with cats, but is wanted by them regardless. Often has to be stolen from walruses (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/LOLpeople/walrus_bucket.jpg). Also spelled bukkit, buckit, or (gasp) bucket.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/ihasabukkets1.jpg


Shoop da Whoop:
The battle cry of choice when pointing out that a picture has been Photoshopped (or 'shooped'). Usually represented by the crazy 'shoop da whoop' face (see example), which can also fire a mean laz0r.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/shoopdafrog.jpg


Butthurt:
What happens to whiny n00bs on forums. Extreme butthurt can lead to the Waaaahmbulance being called.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/terriblebutthurt.jpg


Flounce:
Another forum term, not specifically cat-related. A badly butthurt individual may choose to flounce from a forum, usually not before posting about how stupid the site has become and how you're all idiots. This usually inspires a flurry of flouncing cat macros and much LOLing.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/pouncingneverflouncing.jpg

Here endeth today's lesson! Next week: More LOLcat classics from the beginning of the meme.

This week's blank, which I dare you not to find slightly creepy:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/Blanks/coffee_cup_kitten-1.jpg

Go nuts! I liked last week's captions (I should put them together in Photoshop for you guys).

[Fuzzball]

Do we have a winnar for last week? We needz to has a winnar!

[Tomecko]

Hm, we might need a neutral judge. *pokes Fishy & LZ* Come back to the foruuuuuums!

[LeoxStryker]

lol.

And apparently LZ *actually* signed into MSN the other day :O

[LeoxStryker]

"What u lukin at? I iz too small for bukkit!"

[Tomecko]

Caturday returns from it's bout of the plague!

This week: More LOLcat classics that helped shape the meme.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/seewhatyoudid.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/delicious_cake_cat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/domokun.jpg
SAY IT ISN'T SO, DOMOKUN!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/excuse_me.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/diabeetus.jpg
Technically another recurring meme based on a cat's resemblance to Wilford Brimley, a semi-famous spokesman for a diabetes supply company.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/going-to-the-moon-brb.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/isitcanbehugstiem.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/kittyhasreachedcriticalmass.jpg
Also known as Holykitty.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/seeforever.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/when-out-of-cats.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/youmakekittyscared.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/singa.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/monorail-cat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/supbroccolis.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/thousandsofmacros.jpg

Here endeth the lesson. Next week shall be the last lesson and shall cover current memes!

Your blank for the week:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/Blanks/ugly_princess_costume.jpg

[Fuzzball]

I was wondering when we would get to monorail cat. <g>

As for capshuns, I'd say last week's is a win for RD. I can't come up with anything, and his, I likes.

"Plz tell me. This dress, it make me look fat?"

[Tomecko]

Now for the last week of Caturday Lessons! Today, we shall focus on recent memes that have plagued... I mean, graced cat macro communities and forums of late.

First: Then I LOL'ed

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/deniloled-1.jpg

Next:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/watermelonlake.jpg

This macro actually encompasses two memes: the 'Your Argument Is Invalid' meme, and the more recent obsessions of ctas & watermelons, usually in connection with a lake. Watermelons have been determined to be another thing that cats desire, even enough to brave water for them. They desire watermelons to such a degree that it makes your arguments invalid.

A slightly older meme: Hams.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/hamsharing.jpg

Cats like ham nearly as much as cheezburgers. Don't believe it? Try to give ham to a cat. Then try to take it away. That cat will END you.

Hams are generally plural.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/shitjustgotrealraccoon.jpg

Slightly similar to the 'Your Argument is Invalid' meme. The formula is simple: Picture of weird situation + "shit just got rea.l" Comedy gold.

The always lovable 'Let's Make Fun of this Kid on Myspace' meme:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/bitchesdontknow-1.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/bitchesdontknow2-1.jpg

Because why the heck not.

Another recent meme: Cool Story, Bro.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/coolstorybro.jpg

I honestly don't know the origin of this one (and can't be arsed to look it up right now), but it entertains me. An excellent way to bait trolls, for certain.

And last but not least: Macros that... really don't say anything at all.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/cat_pasta2.jpg

Here endeth the lesson! I hope you have enjoyed them, and I feel good to have made a sizable dent in my folder 'o macros. Regular Caturday will resume next week.

Your blank for the week:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/SnowLeopard.jpg

[Fuzzball]

Obvious Fuzz is obvious.

My capshun: "Mah tail. It has a flavor."

[Tomecko]

Hahaha I am NOT forgetting Caturday this week.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/the_enemy_dogs_cats.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/youwiththefeathers.jpg
Man, I think that is the very definition of a modern major general of a bad day.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/string.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/poisevanessa.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/nye_drunkcats.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/litterbox.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/iseewatudidthereandhere.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/humanliketyping.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/apostrophecat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/deflexion_curvature.jpg
I think this calls for a meeting of the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/do_we_eat_it_cats.jpg
There's a lot of F-bombs in today's selection, it seems.

And just because it made me do a shuddery spider dance and I'm hoping RD will do one too:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/gentlemenspider1.jpg

Your blank for the week:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/Blanks/tail_catcher.jpg

[Fuzzball]

OMG CATURDAY.

My capshun is a simple: "Want. Do not want." [top right, bottom left]

[LeoxStryker]

That's one FOOKING HUGE spider!

Will have to think of a caption and get back to you.

[Tomecko]

Caturday strikes early today (because I'll be going straight from work to a night o' dancing, woo!).

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/gotserved.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/wormhole.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/where_you_sleep.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/funny-pictures-cat-proofreads-a-col.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/Fald.jpg
This one makes me laugh every time. The cat just looks so... aghast.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/exitquickly.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/Birdeefallzin.jpg
Dreamin' the dream.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/werewolfkitty.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/dr_pepper_cats.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/bedroom.jpg

Your blank for the week, monsieur(s) and mademoiselle:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/Blanks/orange_cat_standing_tall-1.jpg

[Tomecko]

Caturday strikes again!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/cat_soldier2-3.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/transformandrollout.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/it_are_snow_cat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/cat_fail.jpg
Real good job there, Fluffy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/tapdatass.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/funny-pictures-cat-has-a-burger.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/sanctuary.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/frinkle_cat.jpg
Ah, another recurring lolcat I forgot to mention in the lessons. Frinklecat... honestly, there's no explanation. Frinklecat just is.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/panic.jpg

Your blank for the week (even though no one touched last week's):
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/Blanks/tumblr_ku13nzzgmQ1qasbyxo1_400.png

[Fuzzball]

I'm soooooorry. I was too busy dogwatching to do cat stuff.

Capshun for this week: "I can has cheesburger? Plz?!"

[Tomecko]

Argh, I have forgotten Caturday for way too many weeks in a row.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/served.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/walklikeanegyptian.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/rdymyship.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/mothershipcat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/blehvanilla.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/camelot-lolcat2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/gingermissile.jpg

And your blank for the week:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/kittyglass.jpg

[Tomecko]

Not forgetting.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/caturday_mf.jpg
If you weren't aware.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/morekitteh.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/2nitedinnerisu.jpg

In honor of last week being Easter:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/Ihasrisen.jpg
(Don't get it? The cat is sitting in a bread machine)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/goddamncatman.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/damn_right_cat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/affairsofhamsters-1.png
I don't remember if I've posted this before...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/spartacus.jpg

[LeoxStryker]

I laughed so hard at the catman one. Then i got concerned because it makes even a kitteh look scarier than normal. Imagine seeing that out on the street!

[Tomecko]

Imagine seeing it swing down on you in a dark alley, wielding Catarangs.

[LeoxStryker]

Yup, the caption for a photo of that would be "I can haz fresh underpantz?"

[Tomecko]

Today's late update brought to you by the computer that crashed 5 minutes before Caturday was over. Also, by the letter Q.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/allislost-1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/needmoarinternets.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/stringback.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/sitting.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/scoutcat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/raiseuonelolcat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/SUPPOSITORY.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/Tomecko/LOLcats/naptimeisnow.jpg